Jon Stewart Doles Out Damning Damage on Douchebags Doubling Down on Dumb

Say that 5 times fast...go ahead, I'll wait. This story is so serious in nature I felt it needed to be brought up again. Al Franken proposed a role-call vote to eliminate not being able to sue contracting companies like Halliburton for sexual assualt. I'll say that again, to eliminate not being able to sue contracting companies like Halliburton for sexual assault. The vote passed by a count of 68-30. The Senator shit bags(I'll say that again as well), THE SENATOR SHIT BAGS that voted against it are as follows:

(So good, this gets repeated as well)

Alexander (R-TN)
Barrasso (R-WY)(Just go to the emergency room, they'll take care of your sexual assault, no need to push it further than that...hope you got insurance)
Bond (R-MO)(Not surprised by this one, this douchebag belongs to Limbaugh's district)
Brownback (R-KS)
Bunning (R-KY)
Burr (R-NC)
Chambliss (R-GA)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Corker (R-TN)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Crapo (R-ID)
DeMint (R-SC)(Traitor to women's rights and U.S. interests)
Ensign (R-NV)
Enzi (R-WY)
Graham (R-SC)(Hey, let's fuck up Iran AND women's rights, can we do that?)
Gregg (R-NH)
Inhofe (R-OK)(denies climate change AND women's rights...classy)
Isakson (R-GA)
Johanns (R-NE)
Kyl (R-AZ)
McCain (R-AZ)(Given Mad Jack's past experiences with the women in his life, again, I'm not surprised)
McConnell (R-KY)
Risch (R-ID)
Roberts (R-KS)
Sessions (R-AL)
Shelby (R-AL)
Thune (R-SD)
Vitter (R-LA)
Wicker (R-MS)

Now, before a certain conservative goes balistic and tries to defend these douchebags for what their "real reasons" were for saying "NAY" to this, I DID mention that Sessions had a...different take on the legislation. Apparently, Jon Stewart agrees with me as you'll see Sessions say exactly what I was getting at:

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